
If not immediate within the Blogosphere then merely a click away from your favourite cyber-retailer.
Well, my reasoning is that what I'm posting here isn't readily available.
Not in this format.
This is a vinyl rip of the album; and it really does sound very different indeed from the now available CD version.
When I first heard Ruben & the Jets on CD I couldn't believe it was being marketed as 'Remastered'; a more appropriate description would be 'Remixed'.
The 'lewd pulsating rhythm' is far, far lewder here, and there are all manner of pulses, reverberations, frequencies and sonics on the vinyl version that are completely absent from the digitized edition - and that's not down to my well-played hunk of forty-two year old heavyweight vinyl; those old Verve pressings have really stood the test of time, you know, and sound as rich and vibrant now as they ever did; and certainly in this case: so much richer and 'alive'.
So if you only know this in its CD format, check this out. Make the comparison for yourself.
I think you'll be mighty surprised.
And if you don't know the album... well, it is in a sense a Doo-wop album recorded by The Mothers of Invention.
They don't pretend to be Ruben and the Jets; for this in reality is an early concept album; they remain The Mothers of Invention, but as the album informs the probably at the time very confused listener:
"This is an album of greasy love songs & cretin simplicity. We made it because we really like this kind of music (just a bunch of old men with rock & roll clothes on sitting around the studio, mumbling about the good old days). Ten years from now you'll be sitting around with your friends someplace doing the same thing if there's anything left to sit on"
The 'lewd pulsating rhythm' is far, far lewder here, and there are all manner of pulses, reverberations, frequencies and sonics on the vinyl version that are completely absent from the digitized edition - and that's not down to my well-played hunk of forty-two year old heavyweight vinyl; those old Verve pressings have really stood the test of time, you know, and sound as rich and vibrant now as they ever did; and certainly in this case: so much richer and 'alive'.
So if you only know this in its CD format, check this out. Make the comparison for yourself.
I think you'll be mighty surprised.
And if you don't know the album... well, it is in a sense a Doo-wop album recorded by The Mothers of Invention.
They don't pretend to be Ruben and the Jets; for this in reality is an early concept album; they remain The Mothers of Invention, but as the album informs the probably at the time very confused listener:
"This is an album of greasy love songs & cretin simplicity. We made it because we really like this kind of music (just a bunch of old men with rock & roll clothes on sitting around the studio, mumbling about the good old days). Ten years from now you'll be sitting around with your friends someplace doing the same thing if there's anything left to sit on"
And also asks the question:
"Is this The Mothers of Invention recording under a different name in a last ditch attempt to get their cruddy music on the radio?"
Which of course it wasn't.
One of the most subversive things an artist such as Zappa could do in 1968 was revert back to the music that turned him on as a young teenager: the music of the early to mid-fifties.

It isn't. It's a pastiche.
There's real genuine reverence here; the album is all homage.
And because of that respect, this is played straight; authentic: real.
Just listen to Ray Collins' 'Anything' - a great example to compare with the CD, the space and reverberation created in this recording is gorgeous - the band really give it their all; and Collins' vocal is just so heartfelt, proving that he really loved this stuff, and also proving, if any proof were needed that he really was [one of?] the greatest vocalist[s] Zappa ever worked with.
The lyrics do seem overblown; exaggerated to a ridiculous degree; but it is in essence true to Doo-wop.
The lyrics may be dumb, but they're not really satirical, and compared to original Doo-wop lyrics, especially those of the later period, they're really not that hyperbolic.
Even the wonderful 'Stuff Up the Cracks', that includes what has to be one of my favourite opening lines:
"If you decide to leave me, it's all over".
Yes, totally self-absorbed, egotistical and vain beyond belief.
But hey, that's pop music, right; and it's most certainly Doo-wop.

I mean, I'd like to invite you round so you could listen to my lovely vinyl version, but logistically that may be problematic...
But this is a 320 vinyl rip, and a carrot's as close a rabbit can get to a diamond as a slightly relevant musical genius once said.
So this will have to do.

Cheap Thrills
Love of My Life
How Could I Be Such a Fool
Deseri
I'm Not Satisfied
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Anything
Later That Night
You Didn't Try To Call Me
Fountain of Love
"No. No. No."
Anyway the Wind Blows
Stuff Up the Cracks
Lovely vinyl rip @320kbs
Get into the groove here
As a footnote to my comment, it's interesting what Ben Watson had to say in his book about Zappa, The Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play, about the ending of Ruben & The Jets; literally what occurs during the final bars of the album as the final track 'Stuff Up the Cracks' comes to an end:
"The guitar playing pushes the music out of its circular triteness, a flash of linear development, history, freedom: all the more poignant after the rest of the album's suffocating limitations."
Nice!